if ellen was president of the world there would be no wars only dancing
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thisisnteenporno:
i wonder what jesus’s favorite color was
they didnt have colours back then everything was in black and white
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poopflow:
*angrily closes text post half way through writing*
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marina-sexual:
Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think “how”
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the perks of being a piece of shit
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android18:
i am not comfortable with captionless slefies
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bondoge:
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
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